The Saga Of The Great Withholder Continues...

I'm kind of hungover so I'm going to keep this short.

NO. I DID NOT GET LAID.

But, oddly enough, I still had a good time.

Is he gay? Impotent? Asexual? Am I repulsive? Why am I so bothered?

More later when my brain cells have untangled themselves. In the meantime, I'm diving into a sea of chemical intervention and going back to bed.